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1，來幾篇搞笑的英語笑話
2，英語笑話要簡短又笑的
3，英語幽默笑話
4，英語爆笑笑話
5，英語笑話
6，收集經典的全英文笑話
7，英語小笑話

1，來幾篇搞笑的英語笑話

一樓笑話我笑了，一個都不認識啊！

來幾篇搞笑的英語笑話

2，英語笑話要簡短又笑的

sperm said: shoot

英語笑話要簡短又笑的

3，英語幽默笑話

有一只熊朝你走過來，打一成語。（有備（bear）而來)

叫你加我啊，我可以教你申請

英語的笑話在桃花園地的幽默笑話區非常多。

英語幽默笑話

4，英語爆笑笑話

How Many BUllets A young man stepped into a gun shop,"Give me the most powerful pistol." "How many bullets do you need?" The young man walked to a telephone booth,"Hello,is that a bank?How many people do you have,please?"

有一天早上下著大雪丶小明說下雪還不如下雨下雪多麻煩啊他的同學回答你當初為什么不吃屎丶吃飯排泄出來變成屎為什么你當初不吃屎o

5，英語笑話

Hello baby！

漂亮的不會下廚房，能下廚房的不溫柔，溫柔的沒主見，有主見的沒女人味，有女人味的亂花錢，不亂花錢的不時尚，時尚的不放心，放心的沒法看！嗨，答案補充在現代社會做個女人，真好。漂亮吧叫美女，不漂亮吧叫有氣質；有才氣叫才女，沒才氣也不要緊，可以叫淑女--女子無才便是德嘛。瘦了叫苗條，胖了叫豐滿；高的叫亭亭玉立，矮的叫小巧玲瓏。脾氣好的叫溫柔，脾氣不好的叫潑辣；愛傻笑那叫青春，繃著臉那叫冷艷；活潑的叫顧盼生輝，矜持的叫穩重大方。化裝叫嫵媚動人，不化裝則是清水芙蓉；穿得整齊叫莊重華美，穿的隨意則叫瀟灑自如。年輕叫青春靚麗，年長則叫成熟動人；追的人多叫眾星捧月，沒人敢追叫傲雪寒霜。掙錢的叫追求獨立，不掙錢的叫犧牲為家；多生孩子叫做母親偉大，不生孩子叫響應國家計劃。天天在家不出門的那叫賢惠，天天出去不回來的那叫女權；從不離婚的叫感情專一，經常離婚的叫追求幸福；嘮嘮叨叨叫循循善誘，貶損欺壓叫"野蠻女友"。偏要和男人一樣那叫不讓須眉，偏要男人讓著那叫女士優先；長的像女人那叫有女人味，長的不像女人--更沒關系啦，那叫"超女"，火著呢。答案補充女人無所謂正派，正派是因為受到的引誘不夠；男人無所謂忠誠，忠誠是因為背叛的籌碼太低…

6，收集經典的全英文笑話

一個醉酒司機和交警的搞笑對話 A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, "What s the problem officer?" Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir, I was going 65." Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gives his wife a dirty look.) Officer: "I m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light." Man: "Broken tail light? I didn t know about a broken tail light!" Wife: "Oh Harry, you ve known about that tail light for weeks." (The man gives his wife another dirty look.) Officer: "I m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt." Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car." Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt." The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" The wife says, "No, only when hes drunk." 還有更多的英語笑話哦摘自 http://www.xhh.cc/xiaohua/yingyuxiaohua/647.html

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7，英語小笑話

繞口令行不，can you can a can. As a caner can a can？意思是“你能像罐頭工人那樣把罐頭裝進罐頭車里嗎？”

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